Home Farming thoughts

I like my garden. It's like a puppy that doesn't bark or poop in the house.

But my garden is also very frustrating. Again, like a puppy. Puppies chew up sneakers if you don't buy them chew toys. Gardens also chew up sneakers if you don't buy them chew toys.

Conclusion: gardens and puppies are similar but different.

Logical extension for puppy owners: I like my puppy. It's like a garden that doesn't grow corn.